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Tucker made me chocolate covered pretzels
legionargentum: jwilkes99999: legionargentum: yes good JEALOUS Yeah, I was kinda upset today So he made ‘em for me Ah, I’m sorry. That was nice of him then
Tucker made me chocolate covered pretzels
legionargentum: yes good JEALOUS
rinwolfy: parasailin-sarahpalin: that’s not what your mother named you And they won’t let me change my name to Rini Rose Pendragon WHICH IS MY NAME ><
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
theclevercarrot: starkids-bop: coleypane: flaweddesignxx: asgardssilentsiren: rosechan789: valeria2067: avangelineblue2012: mayieaturrainbow: i-loaf-jhutch: iloveyoujhutch: If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying. I Either list of times and people I have morned. There are 2 types of people: 1.People who mourned the death of fictional...
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz '-- a lot has changed over the years
When gays get so angry about a chicken sandwich, it is because Chick-fil-A has...– A Facebook status from my good friend Stephen Christanto. Something to think about. (via princeandres)
richwhitelesbian: teapayne: One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug i got fired because of you
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s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice…
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rinwolfy: whattbbttaughtme: catbountry: squishysound: jcatgrl: lordfaptaguise: effyesonedirection: guys check this out basically you just type a message and it goes to a random ask box on tumblr cooool huh~ thats fucking cool Oh my god, I am going to send so many anonloves now! Eeeee~! Oh, that explains the anon love. I really shouldn’t be allowed to use this thing. This...
dorksofallsorts: Starring Martin Freeman as the poor beleaguered bloke who got dragged into this crazy motherfucking adventure by someone WAY weirder than him and goddamn all he wants is some tea. - Every Movie Ever
Determining your Personality by how you eat Oreo...
rinwolfy: psych-facts: Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos: The whole thing all at once. One bite at a time. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards. In little nibbles. Dunked in some...
rinwolfy: fyeahmultiplemanta: [Image is Multiple Manta against a blue and teal pinwheel background. Top text says, “[Get asked three times what drink you want]” Bottom text says, “[Different answer each time]”] This is why our friends find it hard to go to restaurants with me ^^;; Depending on who’s fronting, I’ll want anything from chocolate milk to soda to hard liquor all in the same...
Just got done emailing a Craigslist Scammer back
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue...
i cybered on omegle today
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
riniisthepraefectuscastrorum: The Core comic has a tumblog now! Be sure to follow us! ^_^ It’s still under construction, so bear with us as we build it up :3 )O(Rini)O( Followed
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riniisthepraefectuscastrorum: The Core Comic is updating again! Enjoy, all :3 )O(Rini)O( About time! I’ve been checking every day for a while now!
riniisthepraefectuscastrorum: jwilkes99999: riniisthepraefectuscastrorum: spiralthorns: riniisthepraefectuscastrorum: sfthunder615: witbeyondmeasuregreatesttreasure: This is my explanation of my handfasting cord You guys will finally get to hear me speak XD alsoIhavenoideawhyIsaidbyeattheendlikeIwasonthetelephone YOU GUYS HAVE VOICES?!!!?! THAT WE DO!!!! *Min* / \The Legion/ ...
riniisthepraefectuscastrorum: spiralthorns: riniisthepraefectuscastrorum: sfthunder615: witbeyondmeasuregreatesttreasure: This is my explanation of my handfasting cord You guys will finally get to hear me speak XD alsoIhavenoideawhyIsaidbyeattheendlikeIwasonthetelephone YOU GUYS HAVE VOICES?!!!?! THAT WE DO!!!! *Min* / \The Legion/ Wow, I never heard you speak before. I’ve met Rini...
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when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this